Tuesday, 16 September 2014

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Fun Jokes Biography

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Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Roses are red. 
Your blood is too. 
You look like a monkey 
And belong in a zoo. 
Do not worry, 
I'll be there too. 
Not in the cage, 
But laughing at you.
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Fun Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

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