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Source: google.com.pk

1.“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!

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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!
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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear…. I still love you’!
2.Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .
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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Alia joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ?All India Radio! ?
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NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos


Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

Photo Frames Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Pictures Quotes Memes Images Pics Posters Slogans Photos

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