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Thursday, 11 September 2014

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1.“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!

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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!

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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!

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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !

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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear…. I still love you’!

2.Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Alia joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ?All India Radio! ?

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NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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You don’t notice the air, until someone spoils it.

Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.

Life didn’t work out, but everything else is not that bad.

I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…

If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.

The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

To weigh 50 kilos and say that you’re fat, that is so female…

I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.

If Mayans could predict the future, why didn’t they predict their extinction?

Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.

Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.

Don’t say that you’re working; better show what you have earned.

Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!

You don’t work – you don’t have money to live, you work – there’s no time to live.

Only with work everything is vice versa…

When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.

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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine, unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.

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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!

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If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.

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Eat right, exercise, get plenty of rest and die anyway.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

love

My Style

My Attitude

God made us sisters, Prozak made us friends.

Real Loser: Someone who voted for Obama the second time..

Even on Roads

Risk in Cars

Whos Next

You are still behind me!!!

I AM NOT PERFECT BUT LIMITED EDITION

Sit like rock

Work like clock

If all else fails, fail with it!

Love is trash, girls need cash - except mine.

I was Uncool Before Uncool was Cool

Don't laugh it's paid for and in front of you.

A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing.

NOT a THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE

Famous last words of a redneck: Hold my beer and watch this ...

Save on Car Insurance

If only I were as good as my dog thinks I am...

Never eat more than you can lift.

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Look out! Behind you!

They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary.

Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they AREN'T after you.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.

Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

I just love nonverbal communication!

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

You can't be late until you show up.

Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.

For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.

I'm serious; it was a joke.

Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.

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Tuesday, 9 September 2014

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

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Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

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There were no two ways about it. Rosie was fat. Very fat. “Martha”, said Rosie to her best friend, “it was terrible what happened yesterday after the birthday party. You know how half of the birthday cake was left over? Well, I knew Bob would be fuming at me for eating it,with my diet and all, but I couldn’t help myself, it started with just a small nibble and before I knew it the whole cake was gone!.” “Oh my!” clucked Martha, “was Bob really upset?” “He never found it”, responded Rosie with a full double chin smile, “I just baked another cake and ate half of it!”

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