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Tuesday, 16 September 2014

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
.
.
.
1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

Clas Rooms R Lik Train
1st 2 Benchs R Exe Coaches
Reservd 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Comprtmnt
N Last 2 R Sleepr Class.
Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn
serious..

The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..

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Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh life jhingalala. .

Ek aur arz hai…

Maine piya aapka khoon,
Good Afternoon Good Afternoon.

One more.. from CID

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
Oh my god, sir yeh toh mar chuka hai.

C.I.D’s One

Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka loan hai,
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID waali shaayari banata kaun hai.

One more yaaro…

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar hai,
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai, dish sawaar hai.

1 aur ho jaaye…

Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR COLOUR, Bas kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Really, this is the last one..

Mithaai banata hai Halwaai,
CENTER FRUIT…kaisi jeebh lapp lapppaaaaiii..: D xP

Once again Khatarnak CID shayaries are back:

1.
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi

ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”

2.
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

ACP bola,
“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai!

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“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!

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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!

Teacher: What is Electricity ?

Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !

Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.

Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Muskurakar maine jawab diya:

Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!

Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana

Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…

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Friday, 12 September 2014

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1.The lone ranger and his Indian friend are walking through the desert When the lone ranger exclaims ''I'm starving wheres that held of cow you promised '' Then the indian put his ear to the ground and shouts out ''buffalo cum'' And the lone ranger replies ''How on gods earth did you know that'' ''Ear stuck to ground '' He says

2.There was an old motel out in the middle of nowhere when a big strong man walked in the door. He walked up to the counter and rang the bell. A small woman walked out from another room. "Yes? How may I help you? By the way, my name is Darly,... hot stuff" She said. "Well actually I'm married-" he started to say. "Oh fudgie!" she mumbled. "-um well any ways I need your largest room." he said. "Well okay. But the largest room we have is a very small and haunted room all the way in the back." She said. "I'll take it!" he said as he took the keys and went to the room to start unpacking all of his gym equiptment. Then he started to hear a smal tiny voice saying: 'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island' The guy became so scared the he ran and jumped out the window and ran away with his teddy bear and pajamas. 1 MONTH LATER Another blizzard had came and a science nerd had went to the motel and asked for the largest room. He had gotten the same room the last man had gotten. "I'm warning you, it's haunted" Darly said. "Oh please, everyone knows there is no such thing as ghosts" He said. When he walked in he heard the same voice: 'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island' He became so scared that he too ran out the window and never came back. 1 MONTH LATER Another blizzard had came and a famous comidian had went to the motel and asked for the largest room. He had gotten the same room the last man had gotten. "I'm warning you, it's haunted" Darly said. "Oh please, everyone knows there is no such thing as ghosts. I may be a comidian but I'm not that stupid, sheesh" He said. "Oh yeah right...that what the last guy said" Darly mumered to hersef. When he walked in he heard the same voice: 'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island' He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a peice of floating shit in the toilet singing: "I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island" The guy looked down. "No your not your on a peice of shit!" He said. The cockroack looked up. "I'm not?" He said with a tiny voice. "No your not" The man said. "Oh...okay..." he said. He started to sing again: "I'm on a shitty island, I"m on a shitty island!"

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