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“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!

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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!

Teacher: What is Electricity ?

Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !

Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.

Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Muskurakar maine jawab diya:

Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!

Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana

Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…

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