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Eat right, exercise, get plenty of rest and die anyway.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
love
My Style
My Attitude
God made us sisters, Prozak made us friends.
Real Loser: Someone who voted for Obama the second time..
Even on Roads
Risk in Cars
Whos Next
You are still behind me!!!
I AM NOT PERFECT BUT LIMITED EDITION
Sit like rock
Work like clock
If all else fails, fail with it!
Love is trash, girls need cash - except mine.
I was Uncool Before Uncool was Cool
Don't laugh it's paid for and in front of you.
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing.
NOT a THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE
Famous last words of a redneck: Hold my beer and watch this ...
Save on Car Insurance
If only I were as good as my dog thinks I am...
Never eat more than you can lift.
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Look out! Behind you!
They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary.
Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they AREN'T after you.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
I just love nonverbal communication!
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.
You can't be late until you show up.
Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.
I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.
I'm serious; it was a joke.
Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
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